Definitions by Uncle Dimma

verbal cannonade 

a tirade that sounds like an artillery bombardment when heard by the person you're talking to.

will you stop with your verbal cannonade; i can't listen to you like that.

verbal cannonade by Uncle Dimma November 11, 2019

paisan 

Sicilian Italian word for fellow countryman

hello paisan, how may I help you?

paisan by Uncle Dimma November 6, 2019

The French Wars of Religion 

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

The French Wars of Religion by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2019

a.m.a 

against medical advice

if you don`t want to OD don't do anything a.m.a even when drunk and at a party

a.m.a by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2019

elderberry 

another term for an elderly person

there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry

elderberry by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2019

holes all over the place 

inaccurate information full of horse dust

the moral raison d 'étre of the no spin zone is supposed to be about getting rid of the holes all over the place

holes all over the place by Uncle Dimma November 4, 2019

to do your vodka 

to perform your usual daily/weekly routine

during winters in Canada shoveling snow off your driveway is not only a snow-brainer but actually a matter of to do your vodka

to do your vodka by Uncle Dimma November 4, 2019