Marc's definitions
1. verb. To die
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004
Get the shit the bedmug. by Marc April 3, 2005
Get the Klankermug. A fast eating scruffy suburbanite, often prone to fits of spontaneous laughter. Long fingernails are an additional feature.
by Marc June 6, 2003
Get the Winecormug. 1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta
2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.
3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.
4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop
5. When he is R&B
6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.
7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.
8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.
9. Or Busta Rhymes.
10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.
3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.
4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop
5. When he is R&B
6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.
7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.
8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.
9. Or Busta Rhymes.
10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss
Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
by Marc November 27, 2004
Get the Ja Rulemug. 
1. n. (military) acronym for "bad conduct discharge" as defined by the Uniform Code of Military Justice for US military servicemen, also known unofficially as the "Big Chicken Dinner" as slang for the same discharge.
2. n. acronym for "buoyancy control device" used in scuba diving, a vest that can be inflated or deflated while underwater to control a diver's depth.
2. n. acronym for "buoyancy control device" used in scuba diving, a vest that can be inflated or deflated while underwater to control a diver's depth.
1. "Corporal Smith bashed Lieutenant Jones in the fucking pie hole right in front of the general. Stupid shitbird is gonna get his BCD for sure."
2. "Shit, my god-damn BCD has a hole in it. If I dive with this POS on, I'll sink right to the bottom."
2. "Shit, my god-damn BCD has a hole in it. If I dive with this POS on, I'll sink right to the bottom."
by Marc February 14, 2004
Get the bcdmug.