Kevin's definitions

Las Vegas

Here are just a few of the things you can do in Las Vegas that you'll regret later in life:

1. Get a tattoo.

2. Lose all your money at a casino.

3. Get kicked out of a casino.

4. Marry a Russian mail-order bride.

5. Get a soul patch that's actually made of someone's pubic hair.

6. Get AIDS or some other STD from a skanky whore.

And the list goes on and on.

by Kevin January 19, 2004

hfs

Short for Holy Fucking Shit.

HFS! You landed a Mctwist!

by Kevin March 31, 2005

rorcat

When someone named Cahterine need to be responded to with "Roxor", this is the correct response.

by Kevin August 15, 2003

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

Dump and Pump

To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

wmd

short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.

G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
's, or we will attack your country.
Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?

by kevin December 28, 2004

Hot Topic

A good, although pricey store (but still a bargain bin compared to Abercrombie & Fitch and with better made clothing) that has been given a bad reputation ever since that poser Avril Lavigne (shudders) became popular.

by Kevin September 3, 2003