Jake's definitions

butter face

woman who is ugly, see troll

She's got a fine booty and nice tits but a butter face

by Jake March 9, 2004

ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

by Jake February 16, 2005

2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004

yeaferjenkembab and co

the coolest group of people ever!! they rock. invented in 2003 to replace "posse" and can't be spelled without a y, e, a, f, r, j, n, k, b, n, d, c, or o. we represent da AHA, da 610 to da 215 and da 856. yeah!!!!!!!

Yeaferjenkembab and co is officially the shiznit

by Jake June 27, 2004

bull shit

Used when disgusted or upset about something

1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"

by jake November 30, 2004

Dry mouth

When you get stoned on weed after a certain point your mouth will get really dry.

"Dude, pass the water, I've got drymouth"

by Jake January 22, 2005

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004