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Illuminate

-brightened with light
It will take man his whole life to find it...But when he does, he won't know what to do with it.
by j August 18, 2004
mugGet the Illuminatemug.

passive

someone who is passive has no actions involved in whatever is taking place.
a passive submissive conclusive relentless indecisive effect has no meaning whatsoever, though the subpassive, illpassive and bypassive means have more effect on the other passiveness than that of the passive passiveness previously explained in this article.
j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers
rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval
rt 2' i chu ! u won dat chu !
rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !

j had a passive action in this argument

now j is watching a car crash
j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...
kid' chyeah
j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...
as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace
szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !
j' yer, pothole is gawnnn hombraro
kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?
j' nah man ur just trippin
kid' but... yer ur right
j' of course, im always right...
kid' i thought that was zaffo
j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo
kid' mmph... some random dude ?
dude' ai.. who called
j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet
by J April 3, 2005
mugGet the passivemug.

Osirus

I saw Osirus last night and they rocked!
by J April 5, 2004
mugGet the Osirusmug.

Lutka

family who could beat up anyone with one punch
j hit ryan in the face and knocked him out with one punch
by j October 9, 2003
mugGet the Lutkamug.

thrapston

Thrapston is a small town in northamptonshire. It is THE chav capital of the world, and every youth does drugs of some sort. For a peaceful retreat, do NOT come here.
"i went to thrapston and got stoned as fuck last week"
by j March 23, 2005
mugGet the thrapstonmug.

Lincoln Memorial

When a girl is riding you, she spins around like sitting on a chair. Like Abe Lincoln at the memorial in D.C.
She did a Lincoln Memorial on me twice in one hour.
by J November 12, 2003
mugGet the Lincoln Memorialmug.

kunoichi

by J October 10, 2003
mugGet the kunoichimug.

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