God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 06, 2004
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Squappo

The art of masterbation with one hand under your leg and either tugging or fingering, which ever you do, and the other gently tickling your feet.
Oh Shit Son, You shoulda seen that guy Squappo.
by Dave December 03, 2004
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pritneer

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.
we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.
by dave December 04, 2003
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wehrmacht

vehr-mahckt

Deutsche for "military power". A term used during WWII, by the Allies, to describe the entire nazi military.
"The wehrmacht had a shitload of powerful weapons, such as U-boats, railguns, top secret strategic missiles, among many others. o.o but in the end, we kicked their asses! ^.^ "
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.
I had 7 beers, I'm festive
by Dave March 07, 2004
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nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.
"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"
by Dave November 30, 2004
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BT Connect

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect
by Dave November 19, 2003
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