ABC's definitions

Green Beret

a hat...usually worn by US army special forces

Stop calling me a green beret...I'm not a hat.

by abc March 19, 2005

ridgewood

you're all wrong...90% of ridgewood is snobby and that's what makes it AMAZING. it's like growing up in a bubble, and most people don't leave the area, that's why sooo many kids have parents that went to ridgewood too. it has the best education and sports out of any public schools anywhere. everyone has awesome clothes and frowns upon freaky punks and whatnot. like 80% of the population is irish-italian, with the exception of a few JAPS and asians who all live in the apartments and rip off our parents' tax money. best town to grow up in. ever. ever. the guys are all ridiculously hot and the girls are all classy gorgeous. the only thing wrong with the town is the annoying moms that walk around with vera bradley bags and gossip inside the lilly pulitzer like nobody's business. everyone here plays lacrosse (there is an official lax day)and shops at ralph lauren. great place. lots of pot.

kid from glen rock: man i wish i grew up in ridgewood, that place is like heaven

by abc March 25, 2005

wall flip

A trick where you face a wall, jog towards it, and take one or two (SOMETIMES more) steps on (up) the wall and execute a backflip off of it and land facing the wall. Attention getter (GUARANTEED to impress the ladies; this move alone could prolly get you some pussy). It's WAYYY easier than it looks because you're only doing 3/4 of a backflip. Go try it!

Wow! That boy looks like a ninja doin them wall flips!

by abc April 6, 2005

Caught off Guard

When something happens when somone is not expecting it...

... Also a kickass punk band www.caughtoffguard.co.uk

"I just got punched in the face... I was Caught off Guard!"

"Caught off Guard rock!"

by ABC April 22, 2004

microb

japneese salad referred to in "South Park" as a swear word. Most likely doesn't exist

Mmmmm, I could go for a bowl of microb.

by abc October 19, 2004

adele h

ugly looser with no friends.
goes to ncs.

Whoa...shes such a dork
Ya, a total ADELE H

by abc November 9, 2004

chinks

a slang and sort of racist way to say chinese people

"dawg, those chinks have small eyes"
"fizzle doh!"

by abc November 16, 2004