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n.
1. A man with no ballsack.
2. a male human with no genitalia
Cmon, just do it, grow some balls you eunich!
by Chase Downing March 11, 2003
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a male homosexual used to guard the princes harem. a trusted house servant
eunichs were not castrated until male heterosexuals tricked their way into the princes harem.
by Tom O September 19, 2003
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What some call big time soccer star David Laluz for getting kicked in the balls in the Venezualan championship game.
David Laluz became a Eunich after Jorge Chavez miss the soccer ball and kicked him between the legs.
by THE Wee Man April 22, 2009
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A male with no pee pee.
"A volcano exploded and lava hit my pee pee...my pee pee is now gone..I am a eunich now."
by no July 18, 2003
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The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!
by stimpy October 16, 2003
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you're a guy and you KNOW you're a guy? then you're not a eunich. nof said.
Hey! Look! I've got balls and a dick! I'm not a eunich! Whee! (Although questions as to the accuracy of this statement may be raised because of that "Whee")
by Vicky Dildo Lee December 01, 2003
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