Eunich

n.
1. A man with no ballsack.
2. a male human with no genitalia

Cmon, just do it, grow some balls you eunich!

by Chase Downing March 11, 2003

eunich

What some call big time soccer star David Laluz for getting kicked in the balls in the Venezualan championship game.

David Laluz became a Eunich after Jorge Chavez miss the soccer ball and kicked him between the legs.

by THE Wee Man April 22, 2009

Eunich

a male homosexual used to guard the princes harem. a trusted house servant

eunichs were not castrated until male heterosexuals tricked their way into the princes harem.

by Tom O September 19, 2003

eunich

A male with no pee pee.

"A volcano exploded and lava hit my pee pee...my pee pee is now gone..I am a eunich now."

by no July 18, 2003

Eunich

Friggin OUCH!!!!!

The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Eunich

you're a guy and you KNOW you're a guy? then you're not a eunich. nof said.

Hey! Look! I've got balls and a dick! I'm not a eunich! Whee! (Although questions as to the accuracy of this statement may be raised because of that "Whee")

by Vicky Dildo Lee December 1, 2003

Eunich

bobby, bobbert, or robert

bobby exlaimed i don't want to see your lesbian photo because i am a eunich

by AllyKat and Erotica January 27, 2004