lawnmowed

a term used to describe the death of a mexican, pursuay a spic.

Nick ran over the mexican with his lawn mowing tractor.

by Nick October 27, 2004

Jackhammer

When jacking off so close to a girls face, that your motions continually hit her in the face, in a constant punching rythm.

Suzy pissed me off, so when we were done, i jackhammered her bitch ass.

by Nick March 22, 2005

ping me

A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.

Dude, i r teh pingz j00!

rofl! w/e

woah sheet, 23ms!

by Nick June 23, 2004

THREE SIX MAFIA

the mothaf*ckin illest rap group ever

by nick October 20, 2003

Neeering

The common term used for a person (preferbly a young boy of 16) to act as if his hand is a plane and crash it into other mens genital area causing qute the uncomfortable sensation.

Errrrin neeered me before school while I was holding a pop and sausage mcmuffin.

by Nick May 14, 2004

Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

by Nick October 18, 2004

duce

Term used to describe taking a dump. See also: dump.

"I've go a duce on deck that could choke a donkey" or "I just took a huge duce"

by Nick October 08, 2004