zirf

Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".

Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.

by nick April 6, 2005

Zirft

Zirft is a small, black, puss-filled lump, that can be usually found around fatty areas of the body. It's usually the external symptom of some form of STD, like herpes.

OMG What is that gross shit on your skin? I think that's a zirft!

by Nicole23221343 August 22, 2012