jeff's definitions

boontang

A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.

Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”

by Jeff April 5, 2005

hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

chillaxin

chillin and relaxing simultaneously

Me and my crew were just chillaxin at my house while sippin on some brewskis.

by jeff July 14, 2003

Grundlebraider

One who braids abnormally long grundle hair (nifkin or taint hair.)

After receiving a pony tail instead of a french braid, jaay went back to his neighborhood grundlebraider and demanded his money back.

by Jeff September 1, 2003

poop cycling

An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.

Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

mks

Short for marcus
He's a jew

mks is a kid I know. He's jewish.

by Jeff February 20, 2004

yo papa

Term used to downgradingly define the person that owns or pwns you.

Don't even try to start shit with me dawg, I'm yo papa.

by Jeff November 30, 2003