j's definitions

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

Skyline

The car with the most street credability of anything. Also, when modified, can pack over 1350bhp.

Widely accepted throughout the world to be possibly the best car ever, accept in america where the corvette wins on patriotic grounds.

The most up to date version is the
GTR R-35 Concept. Sweet looks and improved handling make it almost ultimate even before modifying. They have to change the front badge though.

That skyline in 2 fast 2 furios was shit! They should try getting more than a measly 750bhp outta that engine.

by J January 8, 2005

quig

a quig is a long haired frail creature with human like characteristics,yet more primative.

by J October 17, 2003

B&

B Ampersand
B And
Banned

<@lol> OMG YOU ARE SO B&
*** lol sets channel #WTF mode +b *!@*

by J November 3, 2004

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

twecky

fucked up...or one that is fucked up

Me: Man she has a twecky face.
Friend: That's just tweck dude.

by J January 25, 2004