Check your vitals.
Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.
Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.
Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.
Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.
by malmix April 27, 2007

like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.
by Kaatisu January 23, 2007

Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.
by David Altena December 25, 2008

A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
by Melander December 24, 2008

When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.
"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"
by Whitney R. April 17, 2007

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Coined word from globalization and fragmentation; as the world becomes more globalized with increasing technology and knowledge, more fragmentation occurs among individuals and societies.
You only need to look into a person's bedroom to realize the seriousness of globfrag. He is stuck on his computer 24/7 with instant knowledge from all over the globe at his fingertips, yet does not know what his family is up to.
by Izabel May 29, 2005
