"I was a little nervous about wearing such unconservative trousers, but I decided I just gotta own that shit."
by DeltaMouse December 31, 2005
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The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.
She was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. But after all those late nights and candy bars, she's got a real case of Chair Ass.
by teh Steve December 13, 2005
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by Humpty November 9, 2003
When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.
by Kevyn January 3, 2006
A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated. To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say "nose goes". The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.
Amber: "Someone turn off the light, it's putting a glare on the tv."
Everyone but Julia: "Nose goes"
Julia: "Aww, you guys suck"
Everyone but Julia: "Nose goes"
Julia: "Aww, you guys suck"
by Hannah M. January 3, 2006
he tried to throw the ball at his head, but it bounced and ended up hitting him. he musta felt salty.
by International Bad Boy October 18, 2004