Yikes, I've been surfing online for 7 hours and everybody's mad at me, plus I haven't found anything useful or important. WWILF?
by Noll April 15, 2007

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."
"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
by stogoe May 20, 2007

by Harold Lauder November 16, 2002

by miggie May 13, 2007

by nodemons May 05, 2004

An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.
by gingerman September 08, 2005

Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers.
The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.
U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.
U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
by Falkon November 06, 2006
