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mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.
"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
by Jason September 8, 2004
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booty call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.
by AEAizzle December 28, 2005
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butt dial

When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
by Laurie January 16, 2004
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tfsu

STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."
"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda
by JoshVan August 28, 2007
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jill off

The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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Remasculate

The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
by The C-Man January 1, 2009
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dinner badge

Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.
That's an impressive dinner badge you've got there. What did you eat, pizza?
by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007
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