Urban Dictionary
During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.
Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.
Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.
Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.
by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009
Get the Piglet Flumug. someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.
Louis: wow! that was a great touchdown pass...
Leo: thats what quarterbacks do...idiot...
Louis: don't be such a fucking sport snob
Leo: thats what quarterbacks do...idiot...
Louis: don't be such a fucking sport snob
by sam boosak November 2, 2009
Get the sport snobmug. when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.
Right-of-stay
At a four-way stop sign intersection
Northbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Westbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Northbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Westbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Northbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Westbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Northbound Car: What the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker
Westbound Car: Fuck you and your gay ass PT Cruiser asshole
At a four-way stop sign intersection
Northbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Westbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Northbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Westbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Northbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Westbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Northbound Car: What the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker
Westbound Car: Fuck you and your gay ass PT Cruiser asshole
by Olof Carmody June 12, 2008
Get the right-of-staymug. Dude #1: hey dude, what does JFGI mean?
Dude #2: Just Fucking Google it yo.
Dude #1: I tried but i couldn't find anything.
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Dude #1: bro. i already tried that. don't be mean.
Dude #2: bro, your an idiot.
Dude #2: Just Fucking Google it yo.
Dude #1: I tried but i couldn't find anything.
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Dude #1: bro. i already tried that. don't be mean.
Dude #2: bro, your an idiot.
by abdoo mustafa November 15, 2006
Get the jfgimug. Held in November, this is the month in which people gather together to grow and compare mostaches. Participants begin the month clean shaven and cultivate their mostaches throughout the month. The month climaxes with participants comparing and appeciating each others mostaches in a manly, non gay way.
by Peter Karlos October 27, 2005
Get the Movembermug. No, Janet didn't flash the world on purpose. That was a costume malfunction.
OR
Oh, my fly's down? What a costume malfunction.
OR
Oh, my fly's down? What a costume malfunction.
by Rachel February 3, 2004
Get the Costume Malfunctionmug. by Carrie N & Adrienne V. Chicago, IL. January 4, 2006
Get the mantrummug.