off-sight meeting

A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction.

However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Hey our boss has been talking for a while, but does any of it really matter?"

"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."

"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."
by onetimeforall August 28, 2009
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nerd-person

The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.
I always switch to the nerd-person when discussing the finer points of ewok economics
by deansick August 30, 2009
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shoulder tapping

using the services of a person over 21 to buy alcohol for minors
Hey man, I lost my fake ID so I gues tonigt we've got to do some shoulder tapping.
by smackhead April 21, 2003
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latchkey wife

Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift.
Because of her time alone, the latchkey wife was free to have complete control over the remote control and the computer with no interruptions!
by latchkeywife207 August 28, 2009
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amscray

Pig latin for "scram," which means "leave."
(Mom and Dad are having sex when Little Johnny walks in)

Johnny: Hi Mom! Hi Dad!
Dad: WTF?! AMSCRAY!
by Tricia June 07, 2005
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Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009
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Burning Envy

The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.
Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...
by Bitterend October 18, 2008
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