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no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 11, 2004
mugGet the no offensemug.

Northwest Nap

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"
"Dude, I was so tired yesterday afternoon, I took a Northwest Nap. My girl called me 15 times and I didn't hear a thing"
by msch2 October 26, 2009
mugGet the Northwest Napmug.

cocktail weenie

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.
"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."
by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009
mugGet the cocktail weeniemug.

Dank

Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
That borritos was dank, man.
or... That borritos was the dankness
by Casey April 19, 2005
mugGet the Dankmug.

bullshine

Work-safe and broadcast-safe synonym of bullshit.
Person 1: "Have you heard about that guy who slept with 200 women?"

Person 2: "Yeah, whatever, that's a load of 'bullshine'!"
by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008
mugGet the bullshinemug.

people voice

A people voice is the voice that someone uses when talking to people who aren't their friends. This voice is automatically happy, nicer and sweeter than their normal voice. It is also often more high pitched. This is often the voice people use when answering a telephone or when working in retail. Similiar to the girlfriend voice.
She so used her people voice when she was talking to that customer over there. Did you hear how sweet she was? She never sounds like that normally!
by LizzieBizzy November 20, 2007
mugGet the people voicemug.

last texter

That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.
OMG, Jan is SUCH a last texter it drives me crazy. The other day, she sent me a text "K" back after I texted her "don't text me, in a meeting." So then I had to dig out my phone again to clear it so it wouldn't keep vibrating for the rest of the meeting!
by rebl girl January 27, 2009
mugGet the last textermug.

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