Urban Dictionary

A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners

(v.) The act of sharing a piece of food from oposite ends similar to the spaghetti scene in the famous Disney movie, "Lady and the Tramp."

(v.) Eating opposite ends of a food until both partners meet in the middle.

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.

snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse

When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.

a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

When you watch too much football on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.

One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.