Urban Dictionary
A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.
"Sean, an avid indoorsman, is highly regarded for his skill at video games and computer programming."
by Sean Boots January 26, 2004
Get the indoorsmanmug. When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
by Chef B October 28, 2008
Get the Febreze showermug. Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...
by yellowJZ November 1, 2009
Get the Status Malfunctionmug. Phrase used to contradict another person's ideas, while making it feel like you have agreed with them.
Her: I don't think we should see each other anymore. You're just not there for me emotionally and I need more than that.
You: To your point, I think we should limit our relationship to strictly sexual, and I look forward to that. I’m glad we agree on this.
Can also be used in the 3rd person.
Jim: Peyton Manning rules.
You: I’m with Jim on this one. And to Jim’s point, Tom Brady is the best QB in the NFL.
You: To your point, I think we should limit our relationship to strictly sexual, and I look forward to that. I’m glad we agree on this.
Can also be used in the 3rd person.
Jim: Peyton Manning rules.
You: I’m with Jim on this one. And to Jim’s point, Tom Brady is the best QB in the NFL.
by shambone November 4, 2009
Get the to your pointmug. During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.
Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.
Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.
Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.
by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009
Get the Piglet Flumug. someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.
Louis: wow! that was a great touchdown pass...
Leo: thats what quarterbacks do...idiot...
Louis: don't be such a fucking sport snob
Leo: thats what quarterbacks do...idiot...
Louis: don't be such a fucking sport snob
by sam boosak November 2, 2009
Get the sport snobmug. when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.
Right-of-stay
At a four-way stop sign intersection
Northbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Westbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Northbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Westbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Northbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Westbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Northbound Car: What the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker
Westbound Car: Fuck you and your gay ass PT Cruiser asshole
At a four-way stop sign intersection
Northbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Westbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what
Northbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Westbound Car: Fuckin' go dude
Northbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Westbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going
Northbound Car: What the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker
Westbound Car: Fuck you and your gay ass PT Cruiser asshole
by Olof Carmody June 12, 2008
Get the right-of-staymug.