rescue chip

A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

A moment or short event where you wish you had a video camera with you. The video equivalent of a kodak moment.

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent. 90% or more of all "professional" recordings use this software.
An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up. Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear.

When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.