dead text

a text that is recieved too long after is sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it.
I recieved a message from my friend the morning after it was sent asking if I was still up, so I decided not to reply because it was a dead text.
by Desiree1990 May 25, 2008
mugGet the dead textmug.

cell phone samba

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.
The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.
by tortuga azul September 04, 2010
mugGet the cell phone sambamug.

screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 08, 2010
mugGet the screenior citizenmug.

beer me

Besides the obvious "give me a beer," it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea.

Used by character Andy in "Product Recall" ep. of "The Office" ("the joke only gets a laugh 25% of the time").
Hey, beer me that torque wrench.

Lord, beer me strength.
by Bench May 16, 2007
mugGet the beer memug.

Vatican Roulette

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.
Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.
by DrCyclops November 19, 2007
mugGet the Vatican Roulettemug.

Snope

To use knowledge gained from an urban legends website or other research to administer a firm rebuke to people who chronically forward junk to your inbox. This action may involve hitting the reply-all button (public snoping).
That lady over in accounts payable sent me another stupid email about Bill Gates giving me money to forward an email, so I snoped her in front of everyone.
by Amalia September 28, 2005
mugGet the Snopemug.

Right of Wave

The expectation that a fellow driver will offer a wave after allowing them to cut into traffic.
Hey, Ponch just cut me off on the 405 and he didn't give me the "right of wave."
by DutchG July 05, 2009
mugGet the Right of Wavemug.