The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.

The practice of recycling, or being green, only when convenient. A person who only recycles when it is convenient to do so.

A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV).

Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.

A tanning salon

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.