I'm out of practice

An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.

Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.
"I'll race you!"
"Nah, I'm out of practice!"
"fat ass"
by solstice.barrett June 17, 2010
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tf;dg

Too far; didn't go
Johnny: I thought you were gonna get off yo fat lazy ass and get us some booze from across the street!

Fat Tony: tf;dg
by Brendan619 June 19, 2010
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wallet threat

is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."

"But it's so expensive."

"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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Diaper Dialed

When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing
My nephew Diaper Dialed me last night. I picked up the phone and all I heard was baby talk.
by comguy12 October 14, 2009
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ctfd

Dude, ctfd.
by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck November 02, 2003
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Aluminum Digger

That girl is fifteen and after that boy's lunch money. What an aluminum digger.
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postmodem depression

The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
by Lie_Detector_411 June 17, 2010
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