"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!

OMG, it's a full on complete double rainbow all the way across the sky!

noun: Hold on a sec, I have to make a pit stop, I have a serious case of peegret.

verb: You better go before you leave, or you'll peegret it.

Lohan also appeared on Healthy Kids, a children's health show, along with Dina Lohan, her mother and business manager or Momager.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.

Dude, leave me a gay buffer! You are so close to me you're practically sucking my dick.