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What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.
"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"
by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008
mugGet the What the actual fuck?mug.

subprime rib

A low quality cut of beef, as opposed to prime rib.
A: How is your steak?
B: This crap is subprime rib.
by biggs33 February 23, 2009
mugGet the subprime ribmug.

organic stairmaster

I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.

I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.

The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.
by I'mwithBeardy April 9, 2010
mugGet the organic stairmastermug.

Spot Tease

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.
Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!
by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010
mugGet the Spot Teasemug.

Mooselini

A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.
Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief for daring to question her policies.
by steverino247 October 28, 2008
mugGet the Mooselinimug.

love tap

The (sometimes) gentle nudge of the car behind and/or in front of you that occurs in the process of good solo parallel parking.
Oh man, this is a tight spot, I might have to love tap these cars a few times.
by AbsolutValu December 12, 2004
mugGet the love tapmug.

neverendum

The act of putting a referendum initiative on the ballot over and over, on the theory that voters will eventually support the proposition because they don't want to hear about it anymore.
"A referendum on banning ice cream again? This is the third time they've tried to get this passed in four years."

"I'm voting in favor this time, just to be done with this neverendum."
by Cdye December 3, 2007
mugGet the neverendummug.

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