skeezy

A combination of Sketchy (dubious) and sleazy(dirty or vulgar)
That middle-aged man hanging outside the high school parking lot was majorly skeezy
by Werd December 08, 2002
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Load Of Shame

When one gets so turned on, that one bust a load in pants, then has to walk an extreme distance with load in pants.
Jak: Dude, i was on the bus and mandy was kissing on my neck and gave me the load of shame.
Jimmy: dude, im sorry to hear that.
by jordan9257 October 24, 2011
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I'm very humbled

A phrase used to be modest under false pretenses.
A. I'm very humbled to except this award.

B. I'm very humbled that so many people could be here.
by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011
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food boner

when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.
I got a food boner yesterday when i saw how much bacon there was
by Gurt B Frobe August 10, 2006
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Groutfiti

A form of graffiti. It involves writing in the tiny space of grout in between tiles in public toilets. The phrases always are made up of some pun using the word grout. Other examples include movie titles, like "The grout, the bad, and the ugly" or simple words, like "groutrageous."

This type of graffiti has no deep meaning, but it is a great example of intellectual fun. It makes sense that it exists primarily around Universities where people are intelligent, yet very young and therefore still trying to amuse themselves and others by doing things like writing on walls. It all starts when one person makes one of these grout puns and it is seen by another student who, while urinating, who then thinks of another pun and writes it on another section of grout. Soon the "groutfiti" spreads and people spontaneously think of puns while pissing.
"Thrre stikes and you're grout"
"The Grout Gatsby"
"The Grout Barrier Reef"
"The Groutain of Youth"
by Raiks March 18, 2005
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mullet over

When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.
You want to go to the tough man contest at the armory?
Let me mullet over and I'll let you know.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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Counterfriends

The complete strangers you talk to at a house party who are assembled around the neutral, alcohol friendly zone of the kitchen counter. Like you, they may know only a few people at the party, including the super-mingling host, and are looking for counterfriends.
If it weren't for my counterfriends, I would've been standing next to the wall for two hours!
by TheMontrealGuy October 18, 2011
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