brovember

The eleventh month of the year, formerly known as November.

Brovember is a month dedicated to guys doing "guy things" such as watching football, going fishing, climbing mountains, and grillin.

During the month of Brovember, a man is exempt from feminine activities in order to strengthen the bonds between his bros.
"Sorry guys, no poker tonight. My wife wants me to go the opera, tonight."

"You serious dude? Today's the first of Brovember!"
by johnnyrox November 01, 2007
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Identiphobia

The fear of looking like someone else, who you know or someone else on the street. The fear of being identical in some way to some one.
"Is she really wearing the same shirt as me, I have to take it off... I have identiphobia."
by Abeille November 10, 2011
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Disasterbate

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.
"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."
by djwendo March 21, 2010
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Buddy Whoring

People who randomnly collect "friends" on Facebook or other social sites in which they have no idea who the hell they are.
Jay is buddy whoring again. He has requested all of my friends that he doesn't even know!
by htowndrummer November 09, 2011
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Pillow partition

A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.
Example 1: "Yikes, I asked for a room with two beds, not one big bed. Luckily, they gave us enough pillows for a pillow partition."

Example 2:
Person 1 - "Damn, yall slept together in the same bed? Yall must be gay."
Person 2 - "Nah man, it's cool. We had a pillow partition, so nothing touched."

Example 3:
Person 1 - "It sucks that you're going to have to share a bed with Pat. I'm not really sure, but I think he may swing both ways."
Person 2 - "Yeah, I'm going to be enforcing a strict pillow partition rule."
by theboycalledhim November 08, 2011
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a kim kardashian

When you have been dating for 72 days
Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.
by JoeShome November 06, 2011
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Ring Rage

That feeling you get when your iPhone rings from someone actually "calling" you.
Joe's ring rage is out of control when his iPhone rings while he is updating his Facebook page.
by TxJanLee November 04, 2011
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