Urban Dictionary

A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.

A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by "Go (name)" and occasionally followed by, "no it's not, go anyway" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

A politician or other wealthy person with influence. Called such because the vast majority of politicians and powerful people in the USA are old, white men.

Usually followed by 'stays in Vegas' - the details events of a weekend or short amount of time a person spent out of town are suppressed. The term would usually refer to someone going by themselves or with friends for a weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada, but you could apply it to another city/town if the other person knew what you were referring to.

waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego