Someone who, in reaction to high levels of stress, eats excessive amounts of food.

The lack of self-restraint one experiences after having started eating at a buffet. This phenomenon causes a person to consume above and beyond what comprises a regularly sized meal. This feeling usually occurs in the first fifteen minutes of the buffet and is further perpetuated by:

a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate for

b) wanting more of something you just tried

c) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhile

d) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.

noun: A man of any age that shirks adult responsabilities.

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

A vegetarian who derives satisfaction from watching other people eat meat or hearing about the eating of meat.

To weasel out of a prior engagement by text message. Not to be confused with text message breakup.

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.