Urban Dictionary
When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.
1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009
Get the earboobmug. the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne
the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed
the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event
the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed
the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event
the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012
Get the classy smashedmug. The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.
by HungoverMormon January 2, 2011
Get the Reverse Mormonmug. An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.
by Pattrice April 15, 2012
Get the First world injurymug. by Angie Pangie Bear January 13, 2008
Get the taxablemug. The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative sense.
by Josquind April 13, 2012
Get the longversationmug. Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.
Mike hated talking to speaker phony customers. He couldn’t hear half the shit they said and, because they were only ordering pizza, he thought they could just pick up the phone instead of trying to shout at it from half way across the room.
“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”
“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Speaker Phonymug.