"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
by Orionis70 March 18, 2012
Get the lightweight readermug. -Girlfriend: "I can never seem to get myself off with my left hand."
Boyfriend: "I guess you're not ambisextrous, then.
-Kyle uses a different hand to stroke himself each night. He is truly ambisextrous.
Boyfriend: "I guess you're not ambisextrous, then.
-Kyle uses a different hand to stroke himself each night. He is truly ambisextrous.
by Trotsky J Skills March 17, 2012
Get the ambisextrousmug. I took a qwerty nosedive this morning after working throught the night on that essay.
That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle.
That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle.
by r1gg4 March 16, 2012
Get the qwerty nosedivemug. Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.
"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
Get the St. Patrick's Daymug. (Short for tranquilizer.)
1. A sedative, or the act of sedating.
2. Any chemical substance used for calming a human or animal through injection or ingestion.
1. A sedative, or the act of sedating.
2. Any chemical substance used for calming a human or animal through injection or ingestion.
n. "The TRANQs are kept in the emergency medical locker by the gauze."
v. "The bear was TRANQed so that officials could safely transport it back into the wild."
v. "You need to TRANQ out, man, it isn't the end of the world."
v. "The bear was TRANQed so that officials could safely transport it back into the wild."
v. "You need to TRANQ out, man, it isn't the end of the world."
by Caltha. March 21, 2004
Get the tranqmug. by Kaptain Canada June 10, 2006
Get the skinny fatmug. Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004
Get the Steak and Blowjob Daymug.