Buddy Whoring

People who randomnly collect "friends" on Facebook or other social sites in which they have no idea who the hell they are.
Jay is buddy whoring again. He has requested all of my friends that he doesn't even know!
by htowndrummer November 09, 2011
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Pillow partition

A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.
Example 1: "Yikes, I asked for a room with two beds, not one big bed. Luckily, they gave us enough pillows for a pillow partition."

Example 2:
Person 1 - "Damn, yall slept together in the same bed? Yall must be gay."
Person 2 - "Nah man, it's cool. We had a pillow partition, so nothing touched."

Example 3:
Person 1 - "It sucks that you're going to have to share a bed with Pat. I'm not really sure, but I think he may swing both ways."
Person 2 - "Yeah, I'm going to be enforcing a strict pillow partition rule."
by theboycalledhim November 08, 2011
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a kim kardashian

When you have been dating for 72 days
Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.
by JoeShome November 06, 2011
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Ring Rage

That feeling you get when your iPhone rings from someone actually "calling" you.
Joe's ring rage is out of control when his iPhone rings while he is updating his Facebook page.
by TxJanLee November 04, 2011
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farting at a fan

1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."
Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."

Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."
by freemason5600 November 04, 2011
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Mechanic's Arm

A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.
John: "Jaidon, you've probably got mechanic's arm from her Facebook photos".

Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."
by Phrewb October 31, 2011
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Cough and Call

A term used to call in sick from work.
I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.
by miggelzworth October 26, 2010
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