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Groutfiti 

A form of graffiti. It involves writing in the tiny space of grout in between tiles in public toilets. The phrases always are made up of some pun using the word grout. Other examples include movie titles, like "The grout, the bad, and the ugly" or simple words, like "groutrageous."

This type of graffiti has no deep meaning, but it is a great example of intellectual fun. It makes sense that it exists primarily around Universities where people are intelligent, yet very young and therefore still trying to amuse themselves and others by doing things like writing on walls. It all starts when one person makes one of these grout puns and it is seen by another student who, while urinating, who then thinks of another pun and writes it on another section of grout. Soon the "groutfiti" spreads and people spontaneously think of puns while pissing.
"Thrre stikes and you're grout"
"The Grout Gatsby"
"The Grout Barrier Reef"
"The Groutain of Youth"
Groutfiti by Raiks March 17, 2005
Word of the Day on October 23, 2011
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Groutfit Thursday

Thursday, January 27, where all the boys wear a nice and sleek groutfit to school for all the babes.
“Hey Jay Jay, are you hyped for groutfit thursday?”

“Heck yeah groutfits are hot! Definitely my favorite day of the year!”
An all grey outfit, typically worn by someone who is miserable, has no fashion sense, or has given up on life and wants the world to know. Most commonly, groufits consist of grey, oversized baggy sweatshirts and sweatpants.
Jordan's wearing a groufit... I heard her boyfriend broke up with her and she failed her test last night.
groufit by cherryachance November 18, 2010
An all grey outfit, typically worn by college students who don't give a fuck. Most commonly consist of grey sweatshirts and sweatpants. An everyday looks that can be thrown on at night and worn through the following day.
Kali Funk is making the groufit a modern everyday look, and she rocks it.
groufit by StylishandConcerned March 12, 2014

groutfit 

(noun) : an outfit made completely of gray; a gray top and gray bottoms. see also bloutfit (all blue), blackout (all black).
Sally: Ohmygod did you see that girl's groutfit?
Penny: Yes! I can't believe she wore that in public!!
groutfit by louise321 February 22, 2009

Groutfit 

An outfit consisting entirely of gray. Also, bloutfit = all blue, poutfit = all purple, etc.
Did you see that chick's Groutfit?

Yeah man, it was sexy as hell!
Groutfit by frumpty dumpty June 21, 2011

Groutfit 

I've got my groutfit on today
Groutfit by chief rubber September 3, 2020
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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