Fresh Air Break

A way to say "ciggarette break" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term "fresh air" can also be used to mean "ciggarette" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.
Employee 1: I'm going out for a fresh air break
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
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Half-Day Tony

A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.
"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."
by Jabba T. Hutt December 17, 2015
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I'm dying

A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.
Oh my god I'm dying, rip me. That was so fucking funny.
by Murica December 16, 2015
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hulu and handjobs

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!
by Layla76543 December 13, 2015
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stoner's paradise

any store with a lot of food
Damn let's go to stoner's paradise i'm getting the munchies.
by GUISEEPE December 15, 2015
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shithowdy

A greeting, primarily used in western states, expressing shock and amazement in association with the unexpected arrival of a former lover or spouse.
"Is that----? Shithowdy"
(Oh shit)
(Shit)
(Holy shit)
(No shit)
(Damn)
by hay-anus April 17, 2009
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slobbed her down

He really slobbed her down.
by 6Feet5 December 15, 2015
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