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Whoja vu

Whoja vu is to people as Deja vu is to events.
That eerie feeling you've met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time
"I swear, I've met him somewhere before, but there's no way I could have. . . "
"huh. well then you're just having Whoja vu. go with it."
by Magster Dragster November 29, 2016
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Trumpophobia

I have trumpophobia
by Mijoo_Is_LIT November 28, 2016
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pentagonorrhea

disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author
She was 'doing his biography', little did she know, it was not only cash paying, but pentagonorrhea was a bonus
by Ro20 November 15, 2012
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wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016
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Trumpy Butt

(n) Used to reference a dog's butt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. Right before a dog has a bowel movement, their butt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump's mouth. The Trumpy Butt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. The state following Trumpy Butt is often referred to as "Brown Eye."
Rover's been looking for a poop spot forever, but now he has Trumpy Butt so I know he's about to go.
by Metaphormidable November 25, 2016
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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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folx

Folks.

As in, a group multiple people.
The fine folx at the corner diner shorted me my change.
by Ranmoth May 6, 2006
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