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calling dingo

used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.

This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.
John Oliver: "The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!

I am calling dingo on that!... I am calling dingo!"
by 24angryMexicansInaWallmart August 11, 2014
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post-truth

relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.
Post-truth relies solely on personal beliefs and ignores any facts that may conflict with those personal beliefs.
by P-but November 16, 2016
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Panic drink

The default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda!
Friend: You know they have craft cocktails here, right?
Me: I dont know. It's my panic drink.
by jurbonefracker November 18, 2016
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played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.
The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"
by multi-wall June 30, 2008
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manmansplaining

When a man mansplains what "mansplaining" means.
And, I was, like, O.M.G., you're totally manmansplaining the meaning of mansplaining to me.
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016
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Emperor's Hand

A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.
"Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?"
"Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."
by Nom Anor June 17, 2008
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Kleptocracy

A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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