Urban Dictionary
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by Sickomonster December 24, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug. by Sickomonster December 23, 2020
Get the app parkourmug. A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3
by ramen child December 6, 2016
Get the Christmasmug. "The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
by Aroraklypse October 2, 2020
Get the Biblemug. When you get corona and your test comes back POS (positive), but you prefer to say your pussy is on salt in order to deny you actually have rona.
-Yo did u hear Her covid test came back positive
-Nah bro it just means her Pussy On Salt (POS)
-dang she’s out here lookin like a raisin
-Nah bro it just means her Pussy On Salt (POS)
-dang she’s out here lookin like a raisin
by JanetsCooter December 22, 2020
Get the Pussy On Salt (POS)mug. A man. Used in response to some men referring to women as “dishwashers”, etc. Based on the joke that a man’s only purpose is his money.
Guy: “The F in women stands for funny” “Get back in the kitchen”
Girl: “Ffs why are wallets like this 🙄”
Girl: “Ffs why are wallets like this 🙄”
by BBQ crisps April 25, 2020
Get the Walletmug. Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.
After over 50 cases brought before, and thrown out of, US courts, including the Supreme Court, hundreds of Trump supporters, claiming to be a million supporters, continued to cry and protest and chant outside the White House, like a bunch of voteflakes.
by popmafioso1 December 12, 2020
Get the Voteflakemug.