when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.
by danceteach February 11, 2010
A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several 'cushions', other people you'll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.
"Yeah, I don't think it's going that well with Dave. Luckily I've been cushioning him with Pablo and Gary"
by doopdedee February 06, 2017
Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know that monster is vying for sympathy.
by Peaceforus4ever January 07, 2020
by chimpy August 28, 2004
by Joe191919 October 19, 2007
Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.
by Bloodied Shadow April 04, 2018
by Andrion November 01, 2003