park and bark

referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.
1: He can't even put on a good show. There's no razzle, no dazzle. All he does is park and bark.
by Amadeus.Cho May 16, 2015
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iPad kid

A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.
My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.
by LukesPoetryCorner April 29, 2021
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bussy

Slang term used by gay men to connote Boy-Pussy. In reference to their anus.

Bussy has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their man hole of love!
"Did you see him?, my bussy is wet!"
by One Angry Fine Ass Guy February 23, 2007
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heightist

Someone who believes that people are superior to or inferior to others on account of their respective heights, or that people of differing heights have different moral qualities and intellectual capabilities.
"Howard Dean is short. He probably has anger issues," opined the heightist talk show host.
by Orestes April 23, 2004
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bisexual manicure

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
by LemurChair May 30, 2018
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Wheyfu

Combination of "whey" and "waifu".

Whey is a milk-based protein used by fitness people for building muscle.

Waifu is a term coined by otakus for their fictional anime/manga wives.

A wheyfu is a girl, real or not, who hits the gym for strength and you find attractive.
"Look at her muscles and how gorgeous she is. I'll make her my wheyfu!"
by RunningFranco April 03, 2021
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Meat and Greet

When two parties knowingly meet each other for the first time (most likely over the internet), knowing that the key reason is to have intercourse.
Friend: "So what ever happened with that girl that friended you on Facebook?"

Response: "In simplest terms, Meat and Greet. Meat with an A"
by TankDongNouce February 06, 2011
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