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Alabama Poopsterbating 

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.
Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?
(Insert sappy 25 paragraph about how some random person named sarah is the best thing ever)
Faggot 1: yo do you see that sexy piece of ass
Faggot 2: yea that's just sarah
Sarah by StupidJessica12345 September 7, 2018

hell in a handcart 

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"
hell in a handcart by Phil G January 16, 2008

wanktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.
"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"
wanktastic by Tom Jones June 1, 2003
Usually used in Cuban slang to refer to someone with a bad reputation, characterised for having a nasty attitude towards others or practice and support immoral behaviours. When used with the word ‘perro’ before the word denotes a high degree or superlative of the above-mentioned in addition to cruelty and lack of dignity.
Díaz-Canel es un perro singao.

glove box sandwich 

A sandwich you keep in you glove box for that quick on the go hunger quencher. Usually good for 6 to 8 years depending on location and type of sandwich
Jacob: I'm hungry can we stop and get a bite?

Ryan: We don't have time to stop, there's a Turkey Glove Box Sandwich in my glove box that's only 2 years old

Jacob: That sounds delicious!
a term every new Englander has in their vocabulary
you got a wicked new cah (car)
wicked by Jp0814 March 18, 2022
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