Preggers
Preggers by justAtrombonist September 9, 2019
Urban Dictionary
walnut bottom
The ass of a chubby person, specifically pertaining to the creases and dimples that make the skin resemble a walnut.
walnut bottom by Nightmare Ives December 28, 2019
Sarcasm
a shitty facebook page with more than 35 million of people who liked this. the original name is "Sarcasm LOL"
the posts are always the same thing, was unvaried and the comment section of every post are unrelated copy-past comments.
the posts are always the same thing, was unvaried and the comment section of every post are unrelated copy-past comments.
charmed robbery
the shopkeeper wanted £300 for the wetsuit i paid him compliments not cash and walked out with suit for £190 little did he know he had just been subject to a charmed robbery!
charmed robbery by spudguncat April 8, 2010
house of mouse
Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
house of mouse by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023
God
A character quite possiby of fiction imagined in pre-scientific times when manhad no means of explaning natural phnomenon. Despite numerous logical and moral paradoxes that come with belief.
Bobby Christian: God exists!
Stevie Atheist: There is no god.
Bobby: well then how do you account for the universe?
Stevie: The big bang.
Bobby: What caused the big bang?
Stevie: Numerous theories abound. The root cause has yet to be found.
Bobby: Aha! This means god did it!
Stevie: Well then where did god come from?
Bobby: He's eternal of course.
Stevie: Proof please.
Bobby: We don't need proof. It's called faith.
Stevie: It seems that there's more proof for the big bang then god and scientists rely on empiricism, logic, and naturalism insted of faith whch is really another word for unjustifed belief in the face of contradicting evidence.
Stevie Atheist: There is no god.
Bobby: well then how do you account for the universe?
Stevie: The big bang.
Bobby: What caused the big bang?
Stevie: Numerous theories abound. The root cause has yet to be found.
Bobby: Aha! This means god did it!
Stevie: Well then where did god come from?
Bobby: He's eternal of course.
Stevie: Proof please.
Bobby: We don't need proof. It's called faith.
Stevie: It seems that there's more proof for the big bang then god and scientists rely on empiricism, logic, and naturalism insted of faith whch is really another word for unjustifed belief in the face of contradicting evidence.
God by Jean-Paul Lamont December 23, 2010