2 definitions by Nightmare Ives

1
The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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The ass of a chubby person, specifically pertaining to the creases and dimples that make the skin resemble a walnut.
That girl rode me good, but I won't be calling her back - she has a real walnut bottom.
by Nightmare Ives December 28, 2019
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