2 definitions by Nightmare Ives

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021

walnut bottom

The ass of a chubby person, specifically pertaining to the creases and dimples that make the skin resemble a walnut.

That girl rode me good, but I won't be calling her back - she has a real walnut bottom.

by Nightmare Ives December 29, 2020