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coffee dick 

a large erection, swinging in the wind. like it just drank coffee; dick on caffeine;super dick
Ed, your about to get that coffee dick.
coffee dick by scalamoney August 19, 2014
The mot feared creature on earth. No one has ever seen one and came back the same. They always turned on one another when they saw Barrels. A lot of the world's murders are because or the effect of Barrels. If you come across a Barrel sit in a chair and it won't hurt you. A crucifix won't help but a stephano will. If you do not happen to have a stephano then please by a bag of onions and peel each layers to ward off the evil Barrels with the power of Shrek.
Guy: Did you hear that noise?

Girl: It must be a Barrel! Do you have any onions..?

Guy: well no..

Guy: -runs out and touchs barrel- #2SPOOKY4U

Barrel: -disappears in dust-

Guy: Who needs shrek when you have hastags?
Barrel by PinaColata37 October 15, 2014

Gauleiter 

A uprising homophobe and racist party in Bingen, Germany, with its leader, Daniel.
Their main focus is to, in the underground, "clean the world from its grease"
The Gauleiter party has continued to clean the city even more
Gauleiter by MyMannnnn May 24, 2022
When you no longer let anybody fathom the immensity of the fuck you do not give, because you took fukitol and no longer worry about your worries.
*family and teachers incessintly pressure you to revise for an exam for the subject you didn't enjoy for the previous 2 years*

fukitol, I'm goin to party tonight till 6am, fuck the exam
Fukitol by haych,jay,kay June 15, 2010

ahlersmeyer 

A sadistic teacher who has no amount of human empathy or understanding of fault.
“Dude, I hate my English class. The teacher is such a fucking ahlersmeyer!”
Wezir is soo sweet care for others he is so angry sometimes and he loves to shout and to his gf he is soooo loyal he will never cheat. I had never had a man be so freaking romantic. Sure I've had guys buy me flowers, take me to eat, and buy me gifts here and there. And he just may seem like a quiet person, but let me tell you, once Yonatan gets comfortable with you it's like a whole different person. He would buy me cards and write me letters on there, buy me flowers every two weeks, take me to the best restaurants, take me to the beach as much as he can, love me passionately, and just love me that best way I have ever been loved.he is just the best Man U could ever be with he is so handsome sweet
Wezir is soo sweet care for others he is so angry sometimes and he loves to shout and to his gf he is soooo loyal he will never cheat. I had never had a man be so freaking romantic. Sure I've had guys buy me flowers, take me to eat, and buy me gifts here and there. And he just may seem like a quiet person, but let me tell you, once Yonatan gets comfortable with you it's like a whole different person. He would buy me cards and write me letters on there, buy me flowers every two weeks, take me to the best restaurants, take me to the beach as much as he can, love me passionately, and just love me that best way I have ever been loved.he is just the best Man U could ever be with he is so handsome sweet
wezir by Ahlu pookie November 24, 2023
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