fukitol 

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?

fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005

Fukitol 

Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.

He was having a bad day so he just Fukitol and went home.

Fukitol by CyebrWinter February 20, 2005

Fukitol 

A medicinal pill which allows the one who takes it to forget all their worries and fears. Usually taken by high school and college students who don't want to pull all-nighters.

"Dude, Fukitol!"

Fukitol by TheBigMellon February 11, 2009

fukitol 

a new drug to help eliviate the every day pains of, job, family, frinds, life, death and most everyday pains. take as needed.

my life really sucks, today, so i think i'll take three fukitols to make it better. don't cha wish it was just that easy?

fukitol by debhead May 13, 2011

Fukitol 

A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.

This is typically celebrated on February 26th.

Things I want to do today:
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.

Fukitol!

Fukitol by Xubur February 26, 2013

Fukitol 

When you no longer let anybody fathom the immensity of the fuck you do not give, because you took fukitol and no longer worry about your worries.

*family and teachers incessintly pressure you to revise for an exam for the subject you didn't enjoy for the previous 2 years*

fukitol, I'm goin to party tonight till 6am, fuck the exam

Fukitol by haych,jay,kay June 15, 2010

overdosed on fukitol 

To be so overwhelmed by depression, horrible events, overworked, and family that one just wants to end it all. To be so stressed that one either wants to run away from these problems or unalive themselves.

Jane: Amy was so depressed about losing her job, girlfriend, and her house that she overdosed on fukitol.
Bill: Omigod! And all this time, I thought she was okay.
Jane: She was smiling through the pain. Her funeral is next Saturday.
Bill: I am going to miss her.

overdosed on fukitol by Ardias February 15, 2024