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"The two best wars this country ever fought were against the jerries."
-Harold's Uncle, in Harold and Maude
jerries by John Triton January 21, 2008

Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)
Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.

Ropin' in the Wind 

Ejaculating out the window of a speeding car, preferably with country music playing.
Put on some Garth Brooks, I want to go ropin in the wind.

Y'know, couple 'a beers, night on the town, ropin' in the wind.
Bria is a quirky, funny, and overall interesting person. She's always up with the latest fashion trends, and looks pretty much perfect and stunning every time you see her. She's pretty shy at first meeting, but once you get to know her she is very outgoing and a bit crazy. She's a very artsy person, and there's always more to her than what meets the eye. She is very driven, and when she sets a goal for herself, she'll move the earth to accomplish it. She is very opinionated on most things, and can be extremely stubborn if you try to change her mind. If you meet a Bria, stick around her because she's one of the best and most loyal friends you will ever have.
"Oh, Bria's coming? Sweet! This party just got better."
Bria by Ptllegro_21 December 2, 2021

7100 deal 

A white truck with surface and internal rust where the owner beats the piss out of it, and eats away his tears in the front seat. 4Low is the only way this truck will drive on the highway, and the tranny will blow before the owner comes out of the closet. Basically ran on fried chicken, darts, and American dollar bills. Basically an overpaid for truck, paid for by the biggest meat stick you could find.
Reece: Hey did you hear about my new truck?
Dawson: no, how much did you pay for it?
Reese: the guy said $7100, I said, Deal.
Dawson: yeah you overpaid for that piece of shit. That's a total 7100 deal
7100 deal by TowMirrors101 September 14, 2016

Sorority raincoat 

Much more fun way of saying condom
Cashier: is there anything else I can help you with?
Customer: yee lemme snatch a box of sorority raincoats lil biddy
Sorority raincoat by Trumpdeeznutz2016 September 23, 2016
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