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pipsqueak 

Pipsqueak is a noun to refer to one's penis.
Missing pipsqueak. Purple collar. May have come off.
pipsqueak by purple_collar July 13, 2023
i penguin talk you.
Babyy, I Penguin Talk You.
Girllll, ipty. <3
ipty by Vickyvee September 21, 2007
Ahalsey (also known as Halsey) is a creature that dwells in the La Combe section of Institute Le Rosey, Switzerland. It occupies the position of the head of the maths dept. and the one who tortures the brains of the maths higher '2010 class. According to the information given be the other inhabitants of the La Combe, ahalsey has a range interesting hobbies, such as entering the girls' rooms, when doing the 'coucher' without knocking on the doors and looking how they change before bedtime and also setting work at his maths class, that requires such knowledge to solve, that none of the class can not do it, as the material, that gives the knowledge to solve it was actually never covered by the class. At the maths classes ahalsey, doesn’t explain anything, it just writes notes on the board, skipping multiple steps, as it says that this is the part it does mentally, but still expects the students to follow it and understand what it is talking about and stupidly smiles when someone asks him to explain a step in the calculations, saying that it’s OK. Ahalsey also likes to set questions, that he can't solve himself, but expects his math class to give in the answers…

You can recognise an ahalsey by seeing an extremely ugly creature, looking like a human, always smiling and laughing when a student requests something, that is related to the work or marks in the maths class, wearing stupid ties and shirts that are wet under its armpits...

For the time of winter, ahalseys do not hibernate, but they move to the winter habitat in Gstaad, a very beautiful and popular area, which doesn't make them less annoying or dangerous.

It is absolutely vital for one to avoid any of the opportunities of encountering an ahalsey, or their mental health, IB grade or even life could be at risk.

The word ahalsey can be replaced by and is a synonym of the highly informative and descriptive word crat.
-Have you done the Ahalsey/Halsey's homework?
ahalsey by His Imperial Cratness February 5, 2009
When your annoying neighbor yawdles because they’re tired but won’t go to bed
Yawdle by Slidtech April 12, 2019

Marsiyah 

A beautiful girl who has so much to offer the world. She has the best smile yet so much hurt under the surface. She has a few flaws but there easy to get past once you know the real her. She seems so mean but that's because she takes no mess from any one. She is lovevly and anyone would be lucky to have her. Once she's comfortable enough she will open up and tell you every thing. It's hard for her to love but when she does she loves hard. Marsiyah only put her trust in few and if she tells you she loves you SHE MEANS IT!! Never leave her. Keep her close because she will have a huge impact on your life one day.
"Wow marsiyah is a real keeper"
"Hey I date an girl named marsiyah"
"Be patient man keep her close"
Marsiyah by MadloveABC123 May 25, 2017

Swedbank 

A Swedish and Baltic bank you go to when you need some clean and nice money fast
Fuck, I got lot of dirty cash in my pocket. Gotta go to Swedbank to get that fixed
Swedbank by dattadoo July 7, 2021