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ROFLMAOBTITSB 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Because That Is The Shit Bitch.
I Like Pie.
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ROFLMAOBTITSB by Im The Lol. June 25, 2009
gasi is short for pangasi, a filipino rice wine. it all started when a girl's brother said his favourite drink was gasi but she didn't believe him. since that incident, gasi has become a meme so popular, especially in Singapore.
Jamal: hey dude I'm ordering food, want any drinks?
Dude: Idk
Jamal: Okay then, what's your favourite drink then?
Dude: Gasi
gasi by amougugugogsogos June 5, 2022

Exassperated 

The feeling of anguish when you realize you will never again have access to an ex's ass.
"I was so exassperated over breaking up with Susan that I couldn't decide whether to cry or masturbate!"

"Donna felt very exassperated when her relationship with Carl ended, but on the bright side at least her index finger won't smell like shit all the time anymore!"
Exassperated by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020

PATERNITY TEST

Something that should be state law in all 50 states.When you consider that fully one third of ALL live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.
HOMIE 1:"Yesterday my girl got pissed at me and said that little RAY RAY ain't mine.What if she's tellin' the truth?"

HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"

HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."

HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."
PATERNITY TEST by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006
1) A prostitute in a popular song by The Police.

2) A nub.
Roxanne, you don't have to put on a red light. You're a nub, btw.
Roxanne by Really Long Stride November 24, 2010
Def #1: "plodding caused by a surfeit of gin"
Def #2: "a gin soaked plodder"
"dear me tom, you do seem to have become quite the plodgin"
interchangable for other sentences
Plodgin by whitekat777 April 21, 2010
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