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A term to describe a balding guy. It is based on the Hamilton-Norwood scale of baldness. (1-7 1 slight temple recession and 7 being completely bald) Normally guys will try to comb it over when it gets to a 3 where you develope a "hair island" in the front of the head. At that point only complete losers or those in denial sport the noticeable norwood. These people refuse to shave it off and develope the complete hair "horseshoe" look and look like 45 year old investment bankers.
Man that guy is sporting a pretty bad norwood. He should just shave it all off.
norwood by John Hasselman December 9, 2008

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You are so bored you don't even care about life anymore
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Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.
I was at the cantina listening to some jizz.
Jizz by james danko January 20, 2022

funglefeet 

The sudden urge to put your feet in a burning fire
I’m feeling a little funglefeet said the man
funglefeet by Fred rickety February 9, 2019

HeartlessZah 

Just Him....
HeartlessZah
HeartlessZah by Jefferey March 7, 2023

meth face 

a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring due to picking at their skin in reaction to crank bugs.
Meth face is common among trailer park hookers.
meth face by twistedbabydoll January 2, 2008

Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.
Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
Oblivion Guard by phytadesk February 2, 2021
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