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Grizzeo - Videos that consist of only sniping content that is "Grizzlike"
There's so many Mini-Grizzes That Grizzeo's are popping up all over YouTube.

Cannon Rush

A cannon Rush comes from the game Starcraft. It is when the protoss race takes a probe and "secretly" starts building cannons in the enemies base. If successful, it's deadly.
Player 1: Haha, I'm going to cannon rush because I have no skill!
Player 2: Fuck you faggot!
Player 2 has left the game.
Player 1 is victorious!
Cannon Rush by Anterez August 21, 2013

Evolution 

A scientific Theory (a Theory in science being the closest to certianty possible, wihile remaining scientific) That does NOT in ANY way:

speculate on the origin of life on earth or otherwise (see biogenisis)

speculate on the origin of the universe

speculate on anyting but the prosess of genetic change in a population

state that any instantant transformations from one spicies to another has ever occured

state that humans cam from monkeys (it does however state that we share a common ansestor see Ape)

detail how a geneome could change in a single generation (evolution happens over multiple generations)

state that humans are in any way above or below any other form of life

state that as spicies evolve, they become bigger, 'better' or stronger, only more adapted.

state that there is no God

state that I hate most of the other, misinformed definitions (although this is true)

affiliate its self with the opening of penut butter jars or puddels being struck by lightning.

affiliate it'self with nonbiological or non-self replicating matter such as boeing 747s and scrap

allow its self to be defined by the majority of the definitions on the first few pages

hate you (but I might)

comment any anyting remotly metaphysical like the soul
That just about ruels most of the top rated definitions, and that is my point, find out what evolution is before considering yourself in a position to define it. On the subject of irriducable complexity. here's a laman's guide to the evolution of the eye:

An organism developes a cell/cluster of cells sensitive to light through a random mutation, this allows the organism to distinguish between being in light and dark, giving it a few obviouse advantages over it's competing organisms.

This then developes into a line of cells, giving the population the advantage of detecting the direction this light is coming from.

The line then becomes gradually more concave as the spicies developes, giving it more and more sense of directon of the light.

the cells then concave to the point of being a ball with a 'biological appature' allowing the spicies to eventually see basic images.

the cells then evolve to detect different wavelenghts of light (colour) ect. ect.
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Doesn't Evolution say we call come from monkeys?
No.

Doesnt Evolution say that all the dirt in the universe was condensed into a region smaller than a period at the end of this sentence?
Absolutly fucking not!!! EVER!!!!!
Evolution by Science, get it right. November 13, 2011
To me, emo is a word used inappropriately too much these days.
Everyone has their own definition on emo, but really emo can mean alot of different things.
Emo - A kind of music that originated from Hardcore Punk.

But what i think an emo PERSON is, it is someone who is emotional, someone who is emotional about what is happening and what they do, they are a person, not a creature from outta space. They use very touching and "emotional" words, and they care.
Emo, does not mean "wrist cutter" a wrist cutter is someone with problems, someone who has to figure out their life.
Most people judge others they have never met, rather it be they see them in the city or at school if they wear wrist bands, have a side fringe with black hair and they wear lots of black and make up they instantly think "Whoa look at that sad emo!" then go and tell their friends, without even knowing the person.
I know alot of people that dress like the above and they are the happiest people ever and i can not imagine them slitting their wrists to "hawthorn heights" or "Dashboard confessional", It's all just a big label.

If you wanna know what emo is, its basecly a word used too much to describe people that other people have never met.
Judgmental person: "OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT THAT EMO OVER THERE!!!"
Judgmental persons friend: "Do you even know them?"
Judgmental person: "No"
Judgmental persons friend: "Then how do u know their lifestyle?"
Judgmental person: "I don't"
Judgmental persons friend: "Then why did you call them emo?"
Judgmental person: "Because they are"
Judgmental persons friend: "Do you even know what emo exactly is?"
Judgmental person: "...No..."
Emo by Jazzehhh :D January 16, 2009

Paint job 

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time
A psychopathic male narcissist who has a deep mother wound on his soul from a lack of motherly love as a child. A fuckboy is an extremely closeted gay dude who is emotionally unstable and doesn't know how to make sense of his child like behavior. A fuckboy will move to female to female, and sometimes even have two or more females going back and forth after getting what he wants from each one. A fuckboy is created by an absent mother in the boys life or if the mother was a psychopathic female narcissist and the boy took the fight route during childhood when the trauma bond was made. (A child either chooses fight or flight during traumatic events) So now the fuckboy uses females as mother pawns that he can also have sex with. He uses them all mostly for a place to crash, drugs, money, food, and sex. All fuckboys keep their physical appearance up to look as hot and sexy as possible so each female they abuse in every aspect: emotionally, financially, mentally, psychologically, and physically. But being deeply closeted gay dudes, they let society choose who they are, and their toxic shame for who they truly are makes them use women over and over again because they want to be straight so bad, but know deep down they cannot ever love a woman. Fuckboys let their emotions control them and will always self sabotage everything good in their life until they learn to love themselves by accepting that they are gay, and man up for once by not caring about what others will think.
Female: "Brandon stormed out tonight once again, over something I didn't even do. I don't understand why he keeps hurting me like this."
Me: "Honey, he's a fuckboy. You know he doesn't love you. How many times has he cheated on you? Stole your dope? Emotionally manipulate you? It's because he's fucking gay. He can never love a woman.
Fuckboy by thedickmonk May 3, 2020