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Urban Dictionary

Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010
verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.
While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.
Skyjack by Highstack flapjack December 12, 2008

Haylock Hat Trick 

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).
Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.
Haylock Hat Trick by Gypsy May 26, 2022

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish 

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
"Attagirl !"
attagirl by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Bouncing Rabbit

When she go up and down on that meat pistol
Last night she gave me that bouncing rabbit special I’m ready to take her out the country!
Bouncing Rabbit by JU BABY November 21, 2022