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Deathraven 

A very rare and dangerous gay sex position which has a series of steps needed to follow in order to perform it correctly. It involves Anti-gravitational sex like the fight scene in "Inception" Also you must rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum, and penetrate it with the golden penis, the interdeminsional sperm will then travel through to the center of the universe and spawn the 3rd moon of jupiter, this is completed only after ou have disgraced 3 religions and traveled across the Baltic sea to get the hindu man that you need to tie up to fondle him. Warning, if aimed correctly the deathraven can destroy the Earth, and also reincarnation isn't guaranteed. This can only be done every 3000 years, the Mayans were the last to do it, legend has it, that the Egyptian pyramids wre actually markers to align the erection needed at stage 5 of the deathraven.
*news cast- "thousands died today due to the black hole which the deathraven opened.
Deathraven by bored123guy March 5, 2011
The name of a man with small penis
Jack had a tiny penis
Jack by Neggy559 October 15, 2018
her wudine was crazy good bro
wudine by gizelaboltch January 28, 2025

Cake by the ocean 

When she’s got a nice ass but her pussy smells like fish
In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean
Cake by the ocean by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022

Theory of Elasticity of Mass

A speculative framework proposing that mass has elastic properties—that it can stretch, compress, or transform under extreme conditions. Theory of Elasticity of Mass suggests that mass isn't fixed but responsive: to velocity (relativistic mass increase), to gravity (gravitational binding energy), to fields (quantum mass corrections). The theory extends these known effects into a general principle: mass is elastic, and its elasticity can be engineered. Not just mass-energy equivalence, but mass-stretch equivalence.
Theory of Elasticity of Mass "As the ship approached light speed, its mass stretched—not just increased, but distorted, redistributed. Elasticity of Mass says that's not a bug; it's a feature. Mass stretches under velocity, under gravity, under stress. Understanding mass means understanding how far it can stretch before it breaks."

Forrest Gump Challenge 

a challenge to drink 15 Dr. Peppers in less than 8 hours. After you finnished the last Dr. Pepper, you must run out to sombody and say "I must had me about 15 Dr. Peppers"
In addition, everytime you used the bathroom you must cite "Mr. President, I gotta go pee"

This challenge is homage to the movie
"I took the Forrest Gump challenge once. never again

beaconridge 

A place in Bolingbrook that contains gang members and drunk mother fuckers.
On foenem grave we finna hit Beaconridge Lot O bussin. On the crown.
beaconridge by Panchrasputin November 15, 2020
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