Deathraven 

A very rare and dangerous gay sex position which has a series of steps needed to follow in order to perform it correctly. It involves Anti-gravitational sex like the fight scene in "Inception" Also you must rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum, and penetrate it with the golden penis, the interdeminsional sperm will then travel through to the center of the universe and spawn the 3rd moon of jupiter, this is completed only after ou have disgraced 3 religions and traveled across the Baltic sea to get the hindu man that you need to tie up to fondle him. Warning, if aimed correctly the deathraven can destroy the Earth, and also reincarnation isn't guaranteed. This can only be done every 3000 years, the Mayans were the last to do it, legend has it, that the Egyptian pyramids wre actually markers to align the erection needed at stage 5 of the deathraven.

*news cast- "thousands died today due to the black hole which the deathraven opened.

Deathraven by bored123guy March 5, 2011

Deathaversary 

The anniversary of someone’s death.

“My mom’s Deathaversary is on Christmas Eve.”
“I have three deathaversaries to deal with this month.”

Deathaversary by Rachee Mama May 11, 2019

DEATHVenom13

a really cool dude whos tall as fuck and talks to a short dude called NICOLAS

alias's : VENOMOOSE , VENNY WENNY , VOLKSWAGEN

PERSON: Yo, you wanna watch deathvenom13?
PERSON: The coolest dude ever? sure!

DEATHVenom13 by xarunickwick July 13, 2023

celebrity deathsave 

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

celebrity deathsave by Moggraider July 7, 2009

Deathaversary 

Deathaversary is the anniversary of a death.

Today is the 3rd deathaversary of my dad.

Deathaversary by SierraFawcett February 11, 2019

Deathreaten 

Deathreaten is a verb. It means the threat of death against someone; it also means to tell someone or others that you will murder them.

A: My son John told me yesterday that you deathreatened him!

B: Yes, it is true.

A: How dare you deathreaten my son, John?

B: Actually, I was so angry at that time. It was my mistake.

A: If you deathreaten him again then I will inform the police.

B: I am so sorry. I promise that I will never deathreaten your son again.

Deathreaten by Rajeeb2014 June 23, 2018

Deathrage

the rage resulting from living in Bethpage, NY. See related Deathcage

Im stuck at home tonight, I'm full of Deathrage

Deathrage by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011