Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

santa claws 

santa claws by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

something malicious is brewing 

Something hazardous or nefarious is going to happen or is being conceived.
1. What's gonna happen tomorrow?
2. Something malicious is brewing...

scissoring 

When two people touch taints together
Everyone's got a taint so why not make them touch? "Hey baby... do you wanna do some scissoring tonight?" "Sure" "Ok do you wanna do it laying down or put your legs behind your head?"
scissoring by Vicktastic January 11, 2009

apotagetic 

Not sorry for being high,but sorry for what happened while high
I felt very apotagetic when i ate all the cake.
apotagetic by Lachenbabie March 24, 2019

reset sex 

Single sexual act that takes place as an attempt to stop a partner from leaving a relationship due to lack of sex. It usually takes place in a dead bedroom relationship where sexual relations between a couple has become rare occurrence. The high-libido partner, who is disappointed about the lack of sex, starts taking actions to exit the relationship. The low-libido partner, who is generally satisfied with the lack of sex, does not want to end the relationship and decides to have sex with the high-libido partner to prevent that from happen. The low-libido partner believe that this single sexual act is enough to reset the clock and stop the partner from leaving. The reset sex is a temporary fix to a relationship dying due the lack of sex.
I would have left the relationship a long-time ago if it hadn't been for the reset sex.
reset sex by SwiperXE April 19, 2018

Crank up the old Evinrude 

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.
Next